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vampirecatprince / maximum-overboner

maximum-overboner:

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

 

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  13. skully-cat said: In Jr high I wrote a poem from the perspective of a bird and someone started saying that I eat worms irl. Just. Can y'all step out of your human brains for a quick sec and not be so close minded with narratives, sheesh.
  14. prudencepaccard said: wow lol @simmorisan-blog. Was it even the rapey plot she was concerned about or was it just “OPERA INAPPROPRIATE”
  15. simmorrisan-blog said: I had one of those too in elementary school. Preteen me was all excited about Mozart’s Don Giovanni, saw it during break, my aunt always insisted on telling us background and whatnot. Teacher asked for the typical ‘what did you do this summer’ My essay made her nearly called social services. It is unnatural for a kid to like opera, someone must have forced me. Lady, you are a big fail.
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