citizen-of-the-fandom:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

themightyglamazon:

sexycraisinthanos:

themightyglamazon:

next-time-you-invite-pam:

justgot1:

lindsayribar:

gerrycanavan:

 I’m afraid of Americans

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

ACCURATE

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

If “How’s it going?” is met with “It’s going,” things are one spilled glass of milk away from a complete breakdown