To live is to suffer! And I would end that suffering by my own hand! It
matters not if it flies in the face of all believed right and just—death is the only solution! That is my truth, my answer to the question,
and yet… even as the words pass my lips… I am filled with doubt.
Has my search reached its end? Was this the only way? After all these
years… is this the answer I was hoping for?
It feels so surreal to tell people that I’ve “watched Naruto” as if it’s just like. a show that i watched. like one of the many. shows that I’ve watched. Naruto is a show. oh yeah I’ve seen that show. it’s nice i guess
if they do end up adding robin to pattinson’s batman universe (and they fucking better) the one thing i absolutely NEED to happen is for bruce to refer to dick as “chum” and i want it to be in a completely genuine manner. not only because it’s iconic but because it’s hilariously outdated, which makes the implications of its creation so much funnier- i can only imagine that bruce is just so goddamn awkward that the only term of endearment he can manage to come up with is something as odd and specific as “chum”. like c'mon
dick grayson, 10 years old and in a very bouncy mood: hey bruce
bruce wayne, who already regrets responding: what
dick: i think i need a nickname.
bruce: …isn’t ‘dick’ technically a nickname?
dick: no. >:( i mean like a NICKNAME nickname. like a term that only refers to me when you say it
*45 seconds pass in complete silence as bruce stares blankly at dick*
dick: are you alright?
bruce, whose brain is actively short-circuiting: chum?
